Posted 14 hours ago

rachella32:

Officer booty reporting for duty

Posted 14 hours ago

BABY M’RISH!

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Posted 19 hours ago

clit-squiggle:

why do tumblr users feel so proud of their mental problems? why do they feel the need to broadcast them to the world by putting these problems in their description? i have depression and anxiety and i would do ANYTHING to not have them, stop romanticizing mental illness. it isn’t cute or fun.

Why is it just because you post something negative and personal it’s romanticized? I’ve never read Post that says “I’m so grateful I’m depressed and sad.” Sometimes pictures help express your emotions, it’s other people who might romanticize it

Virginia Wolfe is a very famous writer who ultimately killed herself because of her depression. When she wrote she never said “I write about sadness so you can ohh and ahh and be entertained.”

That being said of any people think it’s cool to be depressed, (never met them) it’s not cool, it’s painful and there’s help out there

Posted 1 day ago

Hocus Pocus (1993)

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

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Posted 1 day ago
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Posted 1 day ago

murderwhitepeople:

micdotcom:

Young British Muslims tell the Islamic State: #NotInMyName

There’s a new trend taking over the social media pages of young British Muslims, and it’s targeted right at the Islamic State. 

As Mic has previously reported, there’s something troubling about calling this terrorist group the “Islamic State,” since they do not accurately represent Islam or Islamic beliefs, but a twisted and perverted interpretation of the global religion. 

So to combat this, young activists, led by Britain’s Active Change charity, are telling the terrorists to stop acting under the banner of Islam by circulating the hashtag #NotInMyName and calling out the group for “hiding behind a false Islam.”

The message is clear | Follow micdotcom 

I am so fucking sick of this

I am sick to fucking death of it

I’m sick of the fact that western islamophobia has reached such a stage that Muslims have to constantly reassure you bigots that we’re not terrorists and don’t go home planning to bring down western society any time there is any self-styled jihadist group starts committing the most unspeakable atrocities.

Why do we have to do this?

Why?

Every single fucking time, we have to actively denounce every single bomb and every single bullet fired in the Muslim world lest it be used as proof of our inherent violence and brutality. 

We don’t want to do this; we don’t want to engage in these kinds of campaigns and don’t want to have to constantly reassure you close-minded fucks that we have no plans for violent proselytisation.

This is YOUR damn problem. It’s YOUR fault that you can’t look at us without seeing terrorists. 

I’m sick of apologetically pandering to non-Muslims in the west and I’m sick of being expected to be constantly wearing a hangdog expression whenever this happens.

YOU are the bigots that create fear and paranoia around Muslims and around Muslims exclusively.

Where is the call for every single Sri Lankan to denounce the Tamil Tigers?

Are the Irish constantly demanded to apologise for the actions of the IRA in the past?

Is every single Jewish person called upon to actively criticise Israel for one of the longest running genocides of modern times?

Which other group is considered to be little more than a group of pseudo-sleeper agents waiting to pounce upon the ‘hospitality’ of western nations and usher in a world where non-Muslims are treated as Muslims are treated now?

I am sick to the absolute back teeth of you people.

Its funny how you talk about how much you hate when an entire people are put into one category and insulted, AS you put ALL WESTERNERS into a category and insult them. I’m American, I don’t think all Muslims are anything, I don’t think all Jews are anything, I don’t think all white people are anything. I think every single group, and religion has its extremest and THEY should be held responsible for what they do and preach/teach, not everyone who has that religion.

Not all priests are pedophiles, not all Catholics think AIDS is a punishment for being gay and angering God, not all Muslims are terrorists but there’s nothing wrong in taking a stand and saying “No, don’t use me an an excuse to bomb” just like I’m a woman and I say “Don’t use my gender as an excuse to hold me down, to stereotype me” There are judgmental people THROUGHOUT the world, in American, In Iraq, in Canada, humans judge! Not all; and I think its very empowering for any group of people that’s being group into a catagor to get together and start a movement that says “That’s not me. Stop pushing your outdated ignorant views on me”. So as an educated, non racist, American Western I say to you “You don’t get to use my country and the location of my residency to stick me into YOUR ignorant misguided assumptions about ‘all westerners’.’

I am sick to the absolute back teeth of you people. (who write about how much they hate the very same thing they are doing, as they are condemning others for doing it. 

I say this respectfully. I don’t think you are an evil person, I think you need to think through what you say.

Posted 1 day ago

am-saint:

baggytrousers27:

shrugging:

sodomies:

◕‿◕

I dig it

I don’t know why but the part that bugs me the most is the sleevy thing on his right hand that serves no purpose and makes the getup asymmetrical.

I have to agree with you. That sleeve on right hand looks kinda a like a hoof. Wierd if you ask me. But overall - I like it.

LMAO!

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Posted 1 day ago

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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Posted 1 day ago

bcat1:

BADASS X 2

Posted 1 day ago

theblackandgreenmartian:

Finally one of these tweets with some sense.

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